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When your bio pictures are awesome
BUT in your chat room you are 20 kilos overweight, 3 years older
and your dick 4 inches shorter than the 9 inches you say
you have....
Just kidding guys!! but those bio pictures do need updating...
Just my
and a salut!!! 
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when you worry if the lights in any room
make your ass look too big and your dick too small....
Even in church!!! 
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DavidZZZZZZ
7/8/17, 9:23pm
| Post #61
When you have replaced actual sex with cybersex.
I hope not completely.
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I hope not completely.
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DavidZZZZZZ
7/8/17, 9:23pm
| Post #62
When your friends ask why you need a policeman's suit
Fuck yes!
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Fuck yes!
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DavidZZZZZZ
7/8/17, 9:34pm
| Post #63
When your friends ask why you need bunny ears and a 14-inch carrot./images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }
DavidZZZZZZ
8/15/17, 4:34pm
| Post #64
When you explain whispering to gofish once a week. /images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }
louisphillippe
8/15/17, 5:39pm
| Post #65
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When your bio pictures are awesomeBUT in your chat room you are 20 kilos overweight, 3 years older
and your dick 4 inches shorter than the 9 inches you say
you have....
Just kidding guys!! but those bio pictures do need updating... Just my
and a salut!!! .... /images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }
hubsterx
10/4/17, 7:43pm
| Post #66
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gofish
10/4/17, 8:20pm
| Post #67
I have a model friend that wants to switch fro m working for a studio, to working directly for F4F. He is unsure how to do this. Can anybody help point him in the right direction. He is in Colombia and really is a good guy and the studio is not treating him well. I really want to help him out. Thanks for any help you can offer...
David a loyal customer
hubsterx not a good idea to post the same message in several forum threads.
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David a loyal customer
hubsterx not a good idea to post the same message in several forum threads.
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FreneticallyCalm
10/5/17, 12:48pm
| Post #68
LOL! Actually, this thread is FUNNY AS HELL!
Glad it was resurrected!
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Glad it was resurrected!
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Hoss Kado
10/6/17, 9:45am
| Post #69
PERFORMER
"you cry in the middle of a sexy jerk-off show but still finish with flying colors, licking up the cum after."
"your mom is worried about you and thinks she needs therapy to deal with you."
Hoss Kado ;-)/images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }
"your mom is worried about you and thinks she needs therapy to deal with you."
Hoss Kado ;-)/images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }
DavidZZZZZZ
10/6/17, 5:54pm
| Post #70
Santiago Garmendia
10/28/17, 7:44pm
| Post #71
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FreneticallyCalm
10/29/17, 12:37am
| Post #72
... check your sex toys for WiFi connection more often than for their battery life./images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }
Daniel Almonte
11/22/17, 9:48pm
| Post #73
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when some nigga ask you for nudes on grindr or whatsapp and you're like hell nah! all that for free? you send him one from 6 years ago just to get him off your back while silently thinking to yourself, I'm not your entertainment, go jerk off on xvideos for free or something/images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }
louisphillippe
11/22/17, 10:42pm
| Post #74
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when you worry if the lights in any roommake your ass look too big and your dick too small....
Even in church!!! /images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }
DavidZZZZZZ
11/22/17, 11:46pm
| Post #75
...when you fuck a turkey carcass on cam. /images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }
Johny Cheetah
11/23/17, 12:54am
| Post #76
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....when meet a dude that's hotAF in a bar and wanna talk to him but he doesn't have credits.../images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }
louisphillippe
11/23/17, 3:11am
| Post #77
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...when you fuck a turkey carcass on cam.
and your Mom asks you: " What are you doing Johnny!!?"
and you answer :"Stuffing it again Mom...."
Gobble gobble gobble!!! /images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }
and your Mom asks you: " What are you doing Johnny!!?" and you answer :"Stuffing it again Mom...."
Gobble gobble gobble!!! /images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }
TravisCarlton
11/23/17, 9:53am
| Post #78
The doorbell rings and you clench your buttcheeks bracing for the zap of the Ohmibod or the Lovense and you realize it's only the doorbell and someone is waiting at the front door.
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And no, this is not from a personal experience, I just have a vivid imagination./images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }
Asti
11/23/17, 12:15pm
| Post #79
Nice one Travis!
Louisphillippe, maybe that is how he makes the gravy.
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Louisphillippe, maybe that is how he makes the gravy.
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Milo Player
11/24/17, 1:40am
| Post #80
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